Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree.
Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri.
This new hyper-functional iTree will change Christmas as much as eggnog did when it was first poured.
You can ask your new Christmas iTree how many presents are under the tree, provide the current total number of gifts for each person, what’s in each present, how much a present cost and where it was purchased, what is the meaning of Christmas, how many years ago was Jesus born, and what is the current value of Apple stock.
The new Apple iTree will also change the look of its lights, its size and shape, and even rotate to enhance your Christmas pleasure all while playing any Christmas music that you want.
Gather the whole family on the couch and have your new iTree take a picture or video of your Christmas happenings, and then ask Siri to contact relatives to FaceTime with others using their iTree!
There is really no limit to what your new Apple smart Christmas iTree can do except it cannot purchase itself…you will have to do that.
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