Fergus Falls, MN – Jesus who currently is parading around as a 43 year-old named Matthew Swanson, was arrested for disorderly conduct
Wednesday afternoon while mowing the lawn in a loin cloth. It is believed that the Jesus part of Jesus got the better of him and he slipped out of disguise for a brief moment which led to the loin cloth mowing incident.
Neighbors reported seeing a man resembling Jesus, mowing his lawn with his balls swinging about in the wind. Once police arrived, Jesus just casually continued to mow the lawn with balls in full swinging motion yelling obscenities towards the police. Jesus apparently dislikes the police as much as us humans. He just wouldn’t stop which led to the arrest.
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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.
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