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Former President Jimmy Carter Says Jesus Would Drink Heineken And Vote To Legalize Recreational Marijuana
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Former President Jimmy Carter Says Jesus Would Drink Heineken And Vote To Legalize Recreational Marijuana

July 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Plains, GA – Former President Jimmy Carter declared this week that Jesus Christ would drink Heineken and approve of recreational marijuana. The 39th president, who describes himself as a two-time born-again Christian,...
North Fargo’s Ponyland To Become Largest Refugee Resettlement Camp In America
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North Fargo’s Ponyland To Become Largest Refugee Resettlement Camp In America

March 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
North Fargo, ND – City Commissioners unanimously approved moving ahead with the rezoning of Ponyland into a Syrian refugee resettlement camp. Workers have already begun transforming the old Ponyland into what will soon be...
God: ObamaCare Disrupting My Plan
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God: ObamaCare Disrupting My Plan

June 13th, 2014 | by Nick
Heaven, Planet Earth—Since the 44th President of these United States invented a way for people who couldn’t afford or were denied health insurance benefits to affordably obtain health insurance benefits, the Great And...
One Millionth ObamaCare Signee To Receive Free Healthcare For Life
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One Millionth ObamaCare Signee To Receive Free Healthcare For Life

December 10th, 2013 | by Nick
Washington, DC—In an effort to bolster support for his controversial new healthcare system, President Obama announced today that the 1,000,000th Affordable Care Act registrar will be awarded free healthcare for life....
OBAMACAR: If You Like Your Car, You Can Keep Your Car
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OBAMACAR: If You Like Your Car, You Can Keep Your Car

December 1st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Warshington, DC – President Obama’s new Affordable Car Act (or as many affectionately call it: ‘ObamaCar’) was secretly rammed through Congress by Democrats in the middle of the night, while...
Government Healthcare Bullies Americans Into Giant SNAFU
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Government Healthcare Bullies Americans Into Giant SNAFU

October 9th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Warshington, DC – As the tentacles of Obamacare grow deeper into what’s left of the American Dream, citizens are being coerced into compliance with a most unpopular law. President Obama initially blamed the Obamacare...