West Fargo, ND – The fastest growing city in North Dakota, known as the “City on the Grow”, has also just declared its own “War on Dogs.”
The most recent Dog Census revealed to city leaders that the dog population was growing four times faster than its humanoid population.
“Enough is enough!” declared Carl Fanzer, West Fargo’s Top Dog Catcher.
West Fargo’s new “War On Dogs” will include a simple 3-point plan:
1. Ask owners to voluntarily bring their dogs to the City Pound.
2. Hire professional dog catching teams to round up all remaining dogs.
3. Begin “Doggy Deportations” back to each dog’s country of origin. For example, all German Shepherds would go to Germany, Great Danes to Denmark, as so on and so forth.