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Vacationing President Trump Blames Democrats For Hurting His Golf Game

Palm Beach, FL – While vacationing at his humble Mar-a-Lago retreat, President Trump has taken time from his executive duties to play some executive golf. Unfortunately, his golf game seems to be suffering from all the...

Russians Hack Krispy Kreme’s Secret Recipe

Moscow, Pennsylvania – With no evidence to back it up, President Trump is alleging that the Russians have hacked Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and stolen their secret recipe. FM Observer: So, what do you think about the Russians...

After Meeting With Bishops, Rooks, And Pawns, Pope Goes Golfing With Obama

Washington, DC – After spending a busy day visiting with everyone from top Catholic bishops down to some lowly pawns and paupers, Pope Francis was challenged by President Obama to a friendly round of golf by way of a short...