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Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks
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Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks

June 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano, Italy – The Pope admits God may have had it wrong when telling the Pope that there is no Hell. When asked recently about his comments that sinners just disappear and that there is no Hell, The Pope is now saying...
New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’
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New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’

July 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Whether it likes it or not, Fargo now has a new motorcycle gang with which to contend. The Hell Monkeys are their name and they claim to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Hell Monkey members tend to emulate...
Cenobites Denied Foreign Immigration Visa
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Cenobites Denied Foreign Immigration Visa

December 8th, 2015 | by Nick
Hell’s portal is closed…for now Hell—Due to increasing skepticism over foreign immigration, The Cenobites, aka Satan’s Minions, have been denied entry to America via Hell’s customs portal. Pinhead, the...
Should I go see The Avengers or watch a real movie: HELLRAISER?
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Should I go see The Avengers or watch a real movie: HELLRAISER?

May 18th, 2012 | by Nick
Washington, DC – Today at the White House, a government mandate was unanimously passed into marshall law requiring every American citizen to go see The Avengers because “It’s SO damn good.” It seems that...