Fargo, ND – A rural Fargo man was simply trying to bring the garbage out prior to heading off to work on a foggy Monday morning when he suddenly heard a very large noise.
In the early morning light, Bruno Maneek says he then saw something moving toward him from the dense brushy forest next to their lot.
It was the world’s largest moose who was trotting straight at him so Bruno instinctively began backing up towards the breezeway that connected the garage to their home.
Unfortunately, Bruno’s wife was out of town at the National Botox Conference so he was home alone at the time.
For the next two hours, this massively giant moose had Bruno Maneek cornered only feet away from where he had a loaded shotgun hanging in their breezeway.
Then, after a long and fruitless stand-off, the enormoose moose just disappeared.
“Did it quickly trot off into the forest?”, asked Bruno’s doubting boss who was wondering why his most unreliable worker was late again.
“No, it just vanished like a bubble that got popped by a pointy pin”, replied Bruno Maneek, mere moments before he got fired from his job.