November 21st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – In an unfortunate incident involving the purchase of beer, an elderly Fargo man met his demise when he tried walking off with more than he could carry. Mr. Cantine Pinkney, upon seeing the giant cases of Pabst...
March 6th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Richard Roundhouse of rural Fargo entered the House Of Food buffet restaurant weighing 310 pounds. When Mr. Roundhouse finally decided to leave the House Of Food three hours later, the scale indicated that...