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Fargo Man Crushed To Death While Trying To Carry 99-Pack Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

Fargo, ND – In an unfortunate incident involving the purchase of beer, an elderly Fargo man met his demise when he tried walking off with more than he could carry. Mr. Cantine Pinkney, upon seeing the giant cases of Pabst...

Lime Disease Traced Back To Margarita Happy Hours

Rochester, MN – At the Hellmann’s Mayo Clinic, researchers have positively linked Lime Disease to the excessive drinkage of lime-flavored margaritas. Scientific data shows that people who consume multiple jumbo lime...

Fargo To Host 55th Annual National Taxicology Conference

Fargo, ND – Fargo will soon be home to the 55th Annual National Taxicology Conference. Taxicologists from all across the country will descend upon Fargo to learn the latest about everything in the world of Taxicology! As...