February 25th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The city of Fargo has been abuzz ever since the International Olympic Committee announced that Fargo, North Dakota will host the next Winter Games. When Fargo first bid for the Winter Olympic Games, most people...
January 30th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Minneapolis, MN – Vikings fans are kindly asking Philadelphia Eagles fans to wear purple when attending Super Bowl 52 in the Minnesota Viking’s brand new stadium. Members of the Vikings Fans Safety Committee all agree...
November 15th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The exciting sport of Cat Racing will soon be coming to Fargo! “Have some fun while betting on your favorite cat and get drunk at the same time. It just doesn’t get any better than that,” says...
February 9th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The FMO Tour Bus is being cleaned out (from our last trip to the State Prison) for our next Reader Tour Fun Package! Where are we going this time? To Wyoming, to see the amazing Fossil Fish Festival on...
February 6th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – With an increasing number of cowboy customers riding horseback due to Global Warming, Downtown Fargo will soon have a new restaurant/bar which will also provide an old-fashioned stables to hold your horses in...
December 11th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Oslo, Norway – It seems like everyone is travelling to Norway these days. Perhaps this is the reason why the FM Observer has been repeatedly asked to provide a quick tutorial on speaking Norwegian, which is the language of...
August 5th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – All across the region, it is once again Free Beer Week! This will be the Second Annual Free Beer Week since last year’s kickoff was so well received. If you find yourself at one of the many participating...
July 23rd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – As the current chapter of the Bison Turf Bar changed from mass to energy (divided by the speed of light squared), the next chapter of its future was already beginning to rise from the ashes. As perdition’s...
March 20th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Some newly-available digital testing instruments have shown that Fargo’s water supply contains unusually large amounts of Hydrogen and Oxygen. Delroy Chitlins is the acting manager of Fargo’s Water...
November 6th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Worthy volunteers are being sought as Fargo gears up to break the world record for the most amount of binge beer drinking performed during a 48-hour weekend. The record Fargo seeks to break is “average per...
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