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The New Aaron Rodgers $10 Bills Are Very Popular In Wisconsin

Green Bay, Wisconsin – Folks in the cheese state are snapping up the new $10 federal reserve notes like chiclets. After quarterback Aaron Rodgers signed his new mega-million dollar contract which runs thru 2023, the U.S....

All North Dakotans Now Required To Take An Annual Mental Examination

Bismarck, ND – With much of the national discussion being focused on mental health, North Dakota will proactively soon begin annually checking the mental health of each and every one of its citizens. A new task force called...

Vikings Plane Misses Green Bay Runway Wide Left

Green Bay, Wisconsin – The entire Minnesota Vikings team missed the Green Bay runway wide left while attempting to land a much-needed win against the Packers. Toward the end of a very disappointing season, the Vikings team...

Former Vikings Mascot Now With Green Bay Packers

Green Bay, WI – After being let go by the Minisoda ViQueens, Ragnar has signed a lucrative contract with the Green Gay Packers. Mascot Ragnar was recently let go by the ViQueens for “megalomaniacal...

Cutler Brings A-Game In Loss to Packers

Green Bay, WI – Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler played competely out of his mind football last night against the Green Bay Packers. Many are calling this performance “vintage Cutler” as he gunslang a total...