September 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Green Bay, Wisconsin – Folks in the cheese state are snapping up the new $10 federal reserve notes like chiclets. After quarterback Aaron Rodgers signed his new mega-million dollar contract which runs thru 2023, the U.S....
April 8th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – With much of the national discussion being focused on mental health, North Dakota will proactively soon begin annually checking the mental health of each and every one of its citizens. A new task force called...
December 24th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Green Bay, Wisconsin – The entire Minnesota Vikings team missed the Green Bay runway wide left while attempting to land a much-needed win against the Packers. Toward the end of a very disappointing season, the Vikings team...
September 24th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Green Bay, WI – After being let go by the Minisoda ViQueens, Ragnar has signed a lucrative contract with the Green Gay Packers. Mascot Ragnar was recently let go by the ViQueens for “megalomaniacal...
September 14th, 2012 | by
Nick Green Bay, WI – Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler played competely out of his mind football last night against the Green Bay Packers. Many are calling this performance “vintage Cutler” as he gunslang a total...