Bowling Green, Kentucky – The Professional Bowlers Union says it is planning multiple upcoming strikes throughout the country in an effort to gain more respect from the rest of the sports world.
Spokesperson Parker Fonebone III said “it is high time that professional bowlers started getting some more respect from the curlers, fencers, and ping pong players.”
If you drive by your local bowling alley and see protesting bowlers outside, honk your horn to either:
1. Show your support for the pro-bowlers union strike, or
2. Let them know it’s time to get back to work!
Either way, they will know that you care enough to honk at them.