December 6th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...
January 3rd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Hollywood, CA – A new game show is being added to your “must-see” TV entertainment line-up and it’s called Double Jeopardy! It is part game show and part court-room drama in which twins once acquitted of a...
September 1st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A chronic shoplifter who recently was caught stealing twenty items from the West Acres Mall has been given an unusual sentence for her crime. A creative judge has handed Hope Flirts a punishment of twenty...
September 16th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – If you see small groups of turkeys along the Red River in Moorhead, chances are the police will not be far behind. Moorhead Police are now using domesticated, trained wild turkeys to solve many heretofore...
July 29th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The West Acres Mall was allegedly “stolen” during the night but investigators on the scene are still only using the phrase “temporarily missing”. Unfortunately, police do not have the...
July 13th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A number of people in the North Fargo area had recently replaced their normally white porch lights with blacklights to show support for the Black Lights Matter movement. Not only did this look real cool but it...
August 10th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – Arby’s on 42nd ST in Fargo North Dakota has been discovered to be hiding life’s greatest secrets. After years and years of visiting Arby’s restaurant for luch, Janet Soviet began noticing...
April 20th, 2014 | by
Nick Fargo,ND−Area mother Cynthia Lincoln-Baxter finds herself utterly perplexed at the fact that Colorado hasn’t devolved into an absolute wasteland full of crime, poverty and despair since the state’s...
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