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North Dakota First State To Make Church Attendance Mandatory

Bismarck, ND – The North Dakota legislature has now made attending church on Sunday required by law. The bill which passed unanimously will also give a 10% tithe from each church’s offering plates to the state as a...

New Fargo Religious Radio Station To Broadcast Only In Tongues

Fargo, ND – Soon to hit the airwaves of the Fargo-Moorhead area will be a new religious radio station which might be rather difficult to understand for some. All of the on-air personalities will be speaking in tongues,...

Janitor Charged With Fondling Church Organ

Moorhead, MN – Unhappy church officials at the House Of God Inc. are investigating an alleged fondling of their church organ. A man who had apparently dressed himself up to look like the church janitor was caught groping...

Church Bazaar Selling Some Bizarre Items

Fargo, ND – It’s that bizarre time of year again when many local churches have their church bazaars to raise money for various church programs. For a very reasonable price, one can usually purchase wonderful home-made...

First Visionary Church Offers Portal To God

Fargo, ND – An alternative church is being started in the Fargo-Moorhead area. Members of the new First Visionary Church will strongly be encouraged to use psychedelic drugs to get closer to God. Pastor Tim Leary believes...

Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion

Below are very important questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.   Are there unicorns? Are there dragons? Will you rape me of my money? Will you rape me? Will you rape my children? Do you think...