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New Starbucks Bathroom Policy Welcomes All
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New Starbucks Bathroom Policy Welcomes All

April 20th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Seattle, WA – After undergoing some much needed racial sensitivity training, Starbucks Coffee has come up with a new bathroom policy for all its locations across the country. Starbucks new Open Door bathroom policy will let...
Fargo Flocks To Car Washes Before Return Of Dreaded Polar Vortex
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Fargo Flocks To Car Washes Before Return Of Dreaded Polar Vortex

January 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a community-wide frenzied effort to get all cars washed prior to the return of Algore’s Polar Vortex, every car wash is expecting a record-breaking day. Lines into car washes could be so long that...
National Coffee Shortage Causing Companies To Hoard The ‘Fuel Of Business’
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National Coffee Shortage Causing Companies To Hoard The ‘Fuel Of Business’

August 17th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Coffee City, TX – Large and small businesses all across America have begun to hoard coffee in anticipation of a nation-wide shortage due to Global Warming due to Algore’s changing climate. With coffee in short supply,...
Gawk Tour Bus To Visit Pipeline Protest Site Without Getting Involved
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Gawk Tour Bus To Visit Pipeline Protest Site Without Getting Involved

October 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Dapl, ND – Have you been wanting to see what’s going on with the Dakota Access Pipeline protesters without really getting involved? Would you like to watch history in the making while a major altercation is playing...
Amnesia Support Group Forgets When And Where To Meet
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Amnesia Support Group Forgets When And Where To Meet

October 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The good news is that the Fargo-Moorhead area does have a special support group just for people suffering from amnesia. The bad news is that the group has never actually met because no one has ever shown up...
Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary
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Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary

April 21st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer will soon be hosting another claborian self-improvement class at our intercamped West Fargo headquarters. This zaptic vocabulary enrichment training is entitled “Impress Others With...
Undercover Investigation Uncovers Underground Senior Citizen Fight Club In Fargo
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Undercover Investigation Uncovers Underground Senior Citizen Fight Club In Fargo

April 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After a lengthy two-day investigation by your FM Observer, we recently turned up disturbing news about some dangerous seasoned citizens in our area. What we learned is that some small groups of large men calling...
Youngsters Drinking Coffee A Disturbing New Trend
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Youngsters Drinking Coffee A Disturbing New Trend

April 25th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what many parents are seeing as a disturbing new trend, a growing number of very young children are drinking cups of coffee to get that “high school” feeling. Fargo police have been secretly...