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Johnnny Seattle, WA – After undergoing some much needed racial sensitivity training, Starbucks Coffee has come up with a new bathroom policy for all its locations across the country. Starbucks new Open Door bathroom policy will let...
February 26th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Daytona Beach, FL – The FM Observer will be watching the Daytona 500 this year with an extra element of excitement. Buddy “Bloody” Driscoll will be our designated driver and driving the #99 Nascar in hopes of...
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Johnnny Geneva, Switzerland – The International Human League has unanimously voted to strip Paula Deen of her human status. Recent sub-human activities by Celebrity chef Paula Deen, 66, have forced the IHL Central Counsel...
May 6th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Well, it looks like the home of Political Correctness is about to get a dose of its own medicine. The name Washington Redskins, which goes back to 1937, has now become the latest target of easily-offended...
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