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Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic

Fargo, North Dakota – Planning any outdoor activities? Better bring a baseball bat! Experts agree that this summer’s rainy pattern has been ideal for the formation of a bumper crop of unusually large mosquitoes. Our...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Asked To Help Fight The Corona Virus

Atlanta, GA – The Trump Administration is wisely asking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for assistance in fighting the Corona Virus War. President Trump is personally calling upon the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Team to...

Further Funding For “Fort Fargo” Finally Finds Feasible Financial Footing

Fargo, ND – What many have been fighting for for forty four fruitless fortnights may soon finish with fruitional finality. The remains of Fort Fargo, which was originally built at the beginning of Fargo’s war with...

Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf. His Story.

Fargo, ND – Storm Gandolf, according to the media, was supposed to be a storm apocalypse.  Those two words “storm apocalypse’ are what sprung me into action.  I wasn’t going to sit by and watch my fellow...