The Orb Is Now Available Wherever Cool Things Are Sold
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The Orb Is Now Available Wherever Cool Things Are Sold

May 31st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Potter, WI – If you like ordering cool things online that are even cooler when you open the box, then Google’s new Hairy Potter Magical Orb is for you. Tech-sperts are raving about The Orb and predicting that it could...
World’s 203rd Fastest Man To Speak At Fargo Track Meet
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World’s 203rd Fastest Man To Speak At Fargo Track Meet

May 29th, 2018 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The F-M Observer continues to bring you scrumptious news du jour. Today, we briefly chronicle a visit from of one of the top sprinters currently walking running the Earth. Clarent Bippen, the officially ranked...
So-Called Feng Shui Burglar Breaks Into Homes Only To Re-Arrange The Furniture
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So-Called Feng Shui Burglar Breaks Into Homes Only To Re-Arrange The Furniture

May 29th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Some home owners in South Fargo have recently been reporting having had their homes broken into, but nothing was stolen. In each and every similar instance, these home break-ins resulted in re-arranged...
Fargo Dog School Successfully Teaching Young Dogs To Communicate In English
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Fargo Dog School Successfully Teaching Young Dogs To Communicate In English

May 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new dog school now teaches young dogs how to read and understand English as a first or second language. Scientific studies have proven that graduates of this Dog School in Fargo can comprehend English spoken...
Busload Of Fargo Folks Heading To The Royal Wedding
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Busload Of Fargo Folks Heading To The Royal Wedding

May 17th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What started out as just a joking comment during some weekend beers in a garage has now turned into an official chartered bus that will be bringing a full busload of people from Fargo, North Dakota to attend the...
Nursing Home Residents Shocked When Told They Must Run The Full Fargo Marathon
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Nursing Home Residents Shocked When Told They Must Run The Full Fargo Marathon

May 15th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You can imagine the surprised shock when one of Fargo’s larger nursing homes told all of its residents that they each must run the full Fargo Marathon. “Well, it just doesn’t make any sense!...
Fargo Approves Funding For “Perv Park” Where Area Pervs Can Gather
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Fargo Approves Funding For “Perv Park” Where Area Pervs Can Gather

May 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A somewhat controversial decision by the Fargo Park Authority is raising a few eyebrows. Funding has recently been granted to create a so–called Perv Park. This would be an area explicitly for local pervs...
Mind Expansion Seminars Can Help You Reach Beyond Your Full Potential!
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Mind Expansion Seminars Can Help You Reach Beyond Your Full Potential!

May 10th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Have you been thinking that up until now you have not been using the full power of your mind? Do you sometimes wonder how much brain power is actually under the hood of your head? The FM Observer is proud...
Emperor Penguin Elected President Of Antarctica
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Emperor Penguin Elected President Of Antarctica

May 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
South Pole, Antarctica – History has once again been made as the southern-most continent has elected its first penguin president. Skipper Kowalski along with his wife Frieda will be moving into the presidential ice palace...
Hawaiian Officials Warning People That Hot Lava Is Very Hot
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Hawaiian Officials Warning People That Hot Lava Is Very Hot

May 8th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hawaii, HI – Governmental leaders are trying to remind residents and visitors on Hawaii’s Big Island that hot lava is nothing with which to play around. “Even though it looks so mesmerizingly beautiful, please...