Fargo Woman Fired From Her Good Job For Having A Bad Hair Day
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Fargo Woman Fired From Her Good Job For Having A Bad Hair Day

October 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A woman showing up for work at Precision Geometrix Corporation in Fargo was fired on the spot for having an extremely bad hair day. It is not known whether Ms. Baria Ridderhoff intentionally had her hair looking...
President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals
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President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals

October 23rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Mexico City – As part of Project Dissuasion, President Trump ordered up two hurricanes in an effort to prevent The Caravan from reaching the United States. Working in close conjunction with the National Hurricane Center,...
Dr. Finance: Should I Buy Some Lottery Tickets For The Mega Jackpot?
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Dr. Finance: Should I Buy Some Lottery Tickets For The Mega Jackpot?

October 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Jackpot, Nevada – Dear Dr. Finance: You’ve previously stated that gambling is a tax on the stupid. But would you say it’s OK to buy a lottery ticket when the jackpot gets up over a billion dollars? Thanks,...
Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct
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Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct

October 18th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Summerset, SD – It’s what many in our area have long been waiting and hoping for, and now it’s finally arriving: Indian Summer! For any employed workers who are lucky enough to have some extra vacation days,...
Older Cats Not Too Hip On Trendings Of Younger “Cool Cats”
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Older Cats Not Too Hip On Trendings Of Younger “Cool Cats”

October 15th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Cathead, PA – There seems to be a growing disconnect between older “establishment” cats and the new younger generation of kittens. For example, some young kittens, like little Felix, are starting to wear hats to...
Blood Bank Looking To Hire Vampires They Can Count On
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Blood Bank Looking To Hire Vampires They Can Count On

October 13th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Red River Blood Bank is in dire need of hiring some experienced vampires to be staff phlebotomists and perform venipuncture to collect much-needed blood from client/victims. During Helloween seasoning, the...
Johnnny’s Seventh Retrospective (Posts 600-700)
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Johnnny’s Seventh Retrospective (Posts 600-700)

October 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Since 700 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 700th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back on Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....
Another Autumn Golfer Nailed By A Distracted Driver-Driven Golf Cart?
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Another Autumn Golfer Nailed By A Distracted Driver-Driven Golf Cart?

October 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – During a relatively relaxing autumn round of par-free golf, Mr. Gotlib Haycraft was suddenly hit by a golf cart while trying to hit his tee shot on the par 3 seventh hole at the new Bogie Man Golf Course in...
What To Do After Receiving A Presidential Alert Message
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What To Do After Receiving A Presidential Alert Message

October 3rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Yourtown, America – If you’re wondering what to do immediately after receiving a Presidential Alert on your smartphone from the National Wireless Emergency Alert System, simply follow these simple steps which were...
An Exclusive FMO Interview With Walt Whitman
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An Exclusive FMO Interview With Walt Whitman

September 27th, 2018 | by Johnnny
A conversation with Walt Whitman (1819-1892) FMO: How do you feel about having an image of yourself on a postage stamp? Walt Whitman: If you done it, it ain’t bragging. FMO: Many consider you one of America’s great...