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Johnnny Death Valley, CA – Did you know that smiling is almost a sure sign of depression? “Smiling Depression” is something you’ll want to start watching for amongst your family, friends, and co-workers. People...
February 16th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Many clinics have begun reporting cases of people suffering from the effects of The Fargo Syndrome. Doctors say it is comes from a fermenting combination of: the long cold winter, a lack of sun and warm fresh...
June 5th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Downer, MN – In the quaint Minnesota village of Downer (formerly known as Xanax), a large-group wedding of nine women and five men is expected to challenge the definition of marriage. The recent marriage of fourteen (14)...
November 17th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Downer, MN – The sleepy town of Downer, Minnesota says it is time for a name change. All seven residents voted unanimously to change the name from Downer to Xanax. The mayor of Downer, speaking from his basement couch,...
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