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Johnnny Hollywood, CA – The stars of America’s favorite game show are finally getting divorced. Pat Sajak and Vanna White have decided to call it quits after thirty five good years of marriage. The final phrase on the Wheel...
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Johnnny Game Lodge, SD – Many are seriously questioning how Curling became an Olympic “sport” and why it still remains one? Compared to anything done on skis or skates, it seems that Curling is more in the category of...
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Johnnny Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is rolling out a new family-fun game just in time for the fucking holidays. It’s called Add-On Swear Word! One brave family member simply starts it off by saying a swear word out loud....
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Johnnny Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game. This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to...