At Zeitgeist Funeral Home, We Put The “Fun” In Funerals!

West Fargo, ND – Gone are the days when funerals were melancholy, mournful, and morose. Zeitgeist Funeral Home believes funerals should be a fun celebration. Dr. Agustine Elefritz created Zeitgeist Funeral Home to put some...

FMO Now Recording Everything On Cassette Tapes

West Fargo, ND – On the advice of counsel (who part-times as a bouncer), the FM Observer has unanimously voted to begin tape recording all aspects of our entire corporate operation. We believe that this will help us: 1. be...

Covid-19 Cases Now Reported Up In Heaven, Including Some Deaths

Heaven, iCloud – The far-reaching global pandemic is now reportedly being reported up in Heaven where a number of souls have tested positive for Covid-19. Surprisingly, a small percentage of those in Heaven with the Corona...

Johnnny’s Ninth Retrospective (Posts 800-900)

Since 900 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 900th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back at Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....

The Forty Mental Stages Experienced During Pandemic Isolation

Psychiko, Greece – As many of us are living through our first global pandemic, it might be helpful to be aware of the stages we’re likely to be going through during a long period of isolation. Dr. Reta Naquin has...

New Home Work-Out Program Called “Flatten Your Curves” Gaining Popularity

Fargo, ND – Are you stuck at home trying to work and/or just survive? Do you have a ton of snack food in your kitchen, pantry, and garage? Is this pandemic quarantining causing you to gain some extra weight? Well then, you...

Russian Roulette Club (Once Again) Seeking One New Member

Moscow, Idaho – A Russian Roulette Club is actively seeking one new member to fill the vacant seat of a former member who suffered a mishap. “In any game of chance you have your ups and downs, and unfortunately for...

South Park Being Used Extensively As Educational Tool For Pandemic Home Schooling

Yourtown, USA – With schools being closed for the foreseeable future, many parents are choosing to educate their home-schooled children by having them watch South Park. “Used as an educational tool, South Park checks...

FM Observer’s First Annual Panicfest Cancelled Due To Lack Of Toilet Paper

Fargo, ND – What was to be a celebratory reminder to everyone to not panic during a Global Pandemic has been cancelled due to lack of toilet paper. Panicfest organizers made the tough decision to cancel the first annual...

Pandemic Social Distancing, North Dakota Style

Medora, ND – Serious times require serious measures, which is why North Dakotans are being asked to stay as far away from each other as possible. How far is considered safe? Well, the definition of a plain is one tree per...