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January 16th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – A new-born baby who was able to speak just after birth is being treated as a bona fide, de facto, time traveler. The baby, who was given the name Evert Altmire, surprised the doctors and nurses shortly after...
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January 15th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyDevils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...
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January 11th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – Are you starting to feel the negative effects of winter? Do normally easy small tasks seem bigly challenging? Maybe you’re suffering from WHAKOH like most other people living in Fargo. WHAKOH stands for:...
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January 10th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – An ongoing search for a pair of Fargo magicians keeps coming up empty. The Wee Brothers, who describe themselves as professional illusionists, are seemingly no where to be found after disappearing from their...
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January 8th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo Central, ND – While some change orgs are petitioning to merge South and North Dakotas into one MegaKota, others believe it’s time to merge Fargo’s two original high schools back together again. The person...
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January 5th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – A young and upcoming filmmaker from Fargo has boldly announced his presence in the film-making world with a #1 hit at the box office. Dicky “Dick” Glanders is his name and Gristly Nights is his hot...
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January 4th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – Charges have been filed against a famous French chef while he was teaching a cooking master class to some of the finest chefs in the Fargo-Moorhead area. French chef Jean-Claude Sorbonne has been charged with...
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January 3rd, 2019 | by
JohnnnyHollywood, CA – A new game show is being added to your “must-see” TV entertainment line-up and it’s called Double Jeopardy! It is part game show and part court-room drama in which twins once acquitted of a...
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January 1st, 2019 | by
JohnnnyWest Fargo, ND – We recently met face-to-face with some of our faithful readers at a local alcoholic establishment to compile a list of all their top New Year resolutions. So, in case you have not made your New Year’s...
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December 29th, 2018 | by
JohnnnyWest Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer is very excited to announce that we have just hired a new CEO to run our company. Dr. Papi Rafiki comes highly recommended to us from the Red River Zoo. Papi, as he likes to be called, has...
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