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December 10th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – What started out as a fairly routine traffic stop ended up anything but. Officer Glasford Fulco pulled over a tan-colored Dog Caravan after noticing a number of seemingly unnecessary lane changes. Upon...
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December 6th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...
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December 3rd, 2019 | by
JohnnnyWashington, DC – First lady Melania is offering a superbly wonderful gift idea for the holidays. Melania’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar is an impeccably designed likeness of the White House with twelve adorable...
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December 2nd, 2019 | by
JohnnnyApple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...
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November 27th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyMethadone, SD – The rest of the country was immediately jealous after South Dakota recently unveiled its incredible new state slogan: Meth–We’re On It! This extraordinarily catchy phrase was the result of...
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November 25th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargone, ND – The North Dakota Department of Transportation has been working overtime to come up with some plans to decrease wait times to get driver’s licenses and that newly mandated REAL ID. As wait times have...
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November 21st, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – In an unfortunate incident involving the purchase of beer, an elderly Fargo man met his demise when he tried walking off with more than he could carry. Mr. Cantine Pinkney, upon seeing the giant cases of Pabst...
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November 19th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyMoorhead, MN – In what’s considered to be a slight deviation from the norm, Concordia College will feature all Beatles music during this year’s annual Christmas Concert. “Because the night that Jesus was...
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November 18th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – As part of her Final Outreach Tour, Cher wants to stay in the home of some lucky Fargo family in April 2020! Sign up to win a chance to host Cher in your master bedroom during her two night stay in Fargo,...
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November 13th, 2019 | by
JohnnnySwamp City, DC – On Day One of the House Impeachment Inquiry of President Trump, Chairman Adam Schiff ordered an abundance of luncheon pizza for the Democrats on the committee but did not allow the Republicans to order or...