Man’s Death Blamed On Panic Attack Caused By Extreme Frustration During Jigsaw Puzzle Tournament

Fargo, ND – What began as a potentially fun afternoon gradually swirled into a personal implosion for one jigsaw puzzle tournament participant. Mr. Lemm Tweed–Clopton entered the annual jigsaw puzzle tournament with...

Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime

Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus. Dr. Caruso first points...

New School For Gifted Children Requires Quantitative Proof That A Child Is Gifted

West Fargo, ND – The “city on the grow” will soon be adding a brand new state-of-the-art school just for gifted children. Honeybrook School will be the best school in the country for children of all ages who are...

Chief Justice John Roberts Swears Himself In During Rare Senate Moment

Washington, DC – Before swearing in all the members of the Senate for the impeachment trial of President Trump, Chief Justice John Roberts had to first swear in himself according to some archaic constitutional protocols....

“Days Of Our Lives” Soap Opera Being Replaced By Another Called “Endless Impeachment”

Washington, DC – Sadly, the long-running soap opera Days Of Our Lives which began in 1965 will soon be terminating due to lack of interest. However, in its place will be another long-running soap opera called Endless...

Society Beginning To Show Signs Of Early Dementia Along With Schizophrenia And Bipolarism

Earth, Milky Way – Social experts are now in unanimous agreement that global society in general is showing all the telltale signs of madness. Dr. Gamela Dowling explains that all the signs are present to evidence the fact...

Local Service Clubs Helping To Make Snow Forts For The Homeless

Fargo, ND – All of the service clubs in the Fargo-Moorhead area are joining forces to help the homeless during the cold winter months. Dr. Whit Emerson, who is currently serving as president of the Friendly Raccoons service...

Moorhead’s Turkey Mitigation Program Getting High Marks

Moorhead, MN – The City of Moorhead is having a special all-city meeting to talk turkey. With a problematic over-abundance of wild turkeys, all options are on the table. Option #1: Turkey Adoption Program (TAP) would ask...

Your FM Observer Is Humbled To Have Once Again Won Best Website Award

West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer, which began as a simple scribble on a soiled napkin in the dank basement of a defunct church, is so very proud and humbled to once again accept the most prestigious award for Best Website...

FMO To Host Free All-City Concert Featuring Hot Mega-Band “Neon Fruitcake!”

West Fargo, ND – To help get the New Year started off going in the right direction, your FM Observer will be hosting a free concert open to everyone who lives in West Fargo. The super trending band Neon Fruitcake! will be...