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May 20th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargone, ND – After a bad Red Panda named Sheffield escaped from the Red River Zoo, the head warden for the zoo felt he needed to send a very strong message to all of the rest of the zoo inmates. For escaping from the zoo,...
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May 14th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyNorth Fargo, ND – Clean-up crews were quite surprised to see what had been put out by the curb in one North Fargo neighborhood. Apparently, ten wives had gotten together and decided to put their ten retired husbands out to...
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May 9th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyWindsor Castle, England – The High Duke and High Duchess Of Sussex finally announced the official name of their young bundle of joy: Forsythe Pendleton Jones George Harrison Mountbatten Lord Of Windsor Castle, but for...
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May 8th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – In a case that might never be solved, an entire family has gone missing after the patriarch had a dream that his family had been kidnapped. Mr. Damian Flipp-Dyke, who reportedly reported the dream by calling...
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May 6th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyLouisville, KY – For the first time ever in its 145 year history, the Kentucky Derby will be re-run. This unprecedented re-running of the Race For The Roses is due to a very controversial finish which resulted in the second...
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May 4th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyWest Fargo, ND – A near and dear friend of your FM Observer is making a special trip to Fargo to do fortune tellings for our readers. He simply goes by the name Precog because of his extraordinary abilities to pre-cogitate...
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May 2nd, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – The famous Fargo Theater in Downtown Fargo will soon be turned into unique upper-floor condos while the valuable ground level space will serve as much-needed parking for its residents. The iconic Fargo sign and...
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May 1st, 2019 | by
JohnnnyDem Aware, Delaware – After Old Joe Biden ostensibly slurred through his presidential kick-off speech, he was already considered to be the 2020 President-Elect. To those foolable pundits who thought The Joe-ker slurred...
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April 27th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyWest Fargo, ND – In appreciation of our beloved and faithful readers, your FM Observer will be hosting a sensational series of Reader Meet-N-Greets during each of the upcoming weekends. Expensively fine free food will...
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April 24th, 2019 | by
JohnnnyFargo, ND – What many have been fighting for for forty four fruitless fortnights may soon finish with fruitional finality. The remains of Fort Fargo, which was originally built at the beginning of Fargo’s war with...
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