West Fargo, ND – A new festival coming to the Red River Valley should appeal to anyone who enjoys a more sedate lifestyle.
Xanax Fest was the brain child of Nira Vam and her super laid-back boyfriend UpJohn.
Mellow music from the relaxing band Alpra Zolam will calm the already placid audience.
“We believe that Xanax Fest will be a serene and restful happening,” says Nira Vam, who hopes this will be the first of many Xanax Fests.
Paranoia counselors from the Pfizer Corporation will be on hand (in curtained privacy tents) for anyone feeling the paranoid side effects from too much Xanax fun.