Fargo, ND – In what police are calling a “very bizarre situation”, a thin elderly man was recently discovered to be living inside a Fargo family’s large comfy chair, which had been in the middle of their living room.
Apparently, after delivering the large, over-stuffed chair to their home thirty years ago, the man decided to crawl inside the chair and stay for awhile.
The man would sneak out at night to get food from the fridge, perhaps stop in the bathroom, and then crawl back inside the chair.
He admits: “During the last thirty years, I sometimes did get rather bored, but then someone would come and sit in the chair, which was always fun for me.”
The Police are now referring to the man as the Chairman of the Bored.
Police are also requesting that everyone in the community please check all your furniture for any unexpected inhabitants who may be living inside.
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