July 25th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Are you looking for something fun, new, and different to do this weekend? Would you like to be where the happening action is at? Well, once again you’ve come to the right place! Based on our latest...
July 24th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Las Vegas, NV – King Poladian Cordeiro of Cyprus has announced a conditional offering of very large sums of money for two lucky counties in the Red River Valley of the North. King Cordeiro of Cyprus is offering Cass County...
July 21st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Are you wanting to jazz up your diet? Do you need more energy to charge your batteries? Would you like to consume more soup? Dr. Audie Porta-Visco who specializes in radioactive foods suggests that you make some radioactive...
July 20th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargone, ND – Another excessively huge concert is just about to be announced for Fargo, North Dakotah! Autopsia will be performing some of their greatest mega-hits, including: Coffee and Cremation, Dead Upon Arrival, Peace...
July 18th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Bangor, Maine – Dr. Gabbin Fingal now has good reason to believe that the universe will end just like it began. Dr. Fingal’s highly scientific model of the universe has repeatedly shown that the original Big Bang of...
July 17th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Our very own Burp McGuire answers a good question from one of our faithful readers. Tammy LaConk asks: Dear Burp, what is the difference between a horse, a donkey, a mule, a jackass and a zebra? Burp: Dear...
July 15th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Gone are the good old days of School’s Out For Summer! Students of all ages in the Fargo school system will soon have the pleasure of year-round schooling. School Board members are patting themselves on...
July 10th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Mr. Nevin Goodrum, who was peacefully sitting in his backyard, decided to call to the mourning dove that was sitting up in his tree by blowing into his cupped hands. After a few near-perfect calls, Mr....
July 8th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Downtown Fargo will soon be invaded by thousands of clowns from across the country. Many clowns will be descending on Clowntown Fargo because it’s the next site of the annual national Clown Parade. Despite...
July 2nd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The home of Dr. Devito Petalcu was heavily damaged this past weekend when a hurricane-force gust knocked down a very large tree onto his family’s house. Not wanting to wait for help to arrive, the Petalcu...
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