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All West Fargoans Asked To Make A Rock Balancing Sculpture In Their Yards
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All West Fargoans Asked To Make A Rock Balancing Sculpture In Their Yards

July 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The new mayor of West Fargo is informally asking all homeowners to build a rock balancing (sometimes called a cairn) somewhere in their yard. FMO: What’s the thought behind this idea? Mayor: West...
Global Spinning Is Increasing In Speed; Is It Too Late To Try And Put The Brakes On?
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Global Spinning Is Increasing In Speed; Is It Too Late To Try And Put The Brakes On?

July 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Spinnerville, NY – Governmental experts are now warning inhabitants of Earth that the spinning of our planet is really speeding up. Algore, who seems to be the most expert expert on this impotent issue, is predicting that...
New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr
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New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr

June 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...
Area Marshes Getting Really Bogged Down
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Area Marshes Getting Really Bogged Down

June 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Wetonka, SD – With the sudden gradual onset of Global Wetting, marshlands in our area are beginning to get really bogged down. “These low-lying wetlands are becoming so darned waterlogged that some are now being...
Contest Winner Eats 81 Tacos In 15 Minutes
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Contest Winner Eats 81 Tacos In 15 Minutes

June 15th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – What do you do when you’re really hungry? Well, during Moorhead’s recent Taco Eating Contest, a Moorhead man named Tomas Couch set a new record by consuming 81 hard-shell tacos in 15 minutes. The...
Dennis Rodman To Receive Nobel Peace Prize
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Dennis Rodman To Receive Nobel Peace Prize

June 12th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Singapore – Former basketball great Dennis Rodman was notified before leaving Singapore that he will be receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. The official declaration reads: “By bringing North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un and...
Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks
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Pope Clarifies: There Is A Hell, Otherwise Known As Grand Forks

June 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano, Italy – The Pope admits God may have had it wrong when telling the Pope that there is no Hell. When asked recently about his comments that sinners just disappear and that there is no Hell, The Pope is now saying...
FMO Announces The 2018 Smartest Kids Contest
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FMO Announces The 2018 Smartest Kids Contest

June 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is excitedly proud to announce our 2018 Smartest Kids Contest. “Think of this as a spelling bee but you’re asked questions instead of spelling words,” says Dr. Thomas...
The Orb Is Now Available Wherever Cool Things Are Sold
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The Orb Is Now Available Wherever Cool Things Are Sold

May 31st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Potter, WI – If you like ordering cool things online that are even cooler when you open the box, then Google’s new Hairy Potter Magical Orb is for you. Tech-sperts are raving about The Orb and predicting that it could...
So-Called Feng Shui Burglar Breaks Into Homes Only To Re-Arrange The Furniture
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So-Called Feng Shui Burglar Breaks Into Homes Only To Re-Arrange The Furniture

May 29th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Some home owners in South Fargo have recently been reporting having had their homes broken into, but nothing was stolen. In each and every similar instance, these home break-ins resulted in re-arranged...