May 1st, 2020 | by
Johnnny Heaven, iCloud – The far-reaching global pandemic is now reportedly being reported up in Heaven where a number of souls have tested positive for Covid-19. Surprisingly, a small percentage of those in Heaven with the Corona...
April 28th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Since 900 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 900th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back at Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....
April 9th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Psychiko, Greece – As many of us are living through our first global pandemic, it might be helpful to be aware of the stages we’re likely to be going through during a long period of isolation. Dr. Reta Naquin has...
April 1st, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Are you stuck at home trying to work and/or just survive? Do you have a ton of snack food in your kitchen, pantry, and garage? Is this pandemic quarantining causing you to gain some extra weight? Well then, you...
March 30th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Moscow, Idaho – A Russian Roulette Club is actively seeking one new member to fill the vacant seat of a former member who suffered a mishap. “In any game of chance you have your ups and downs, and unfortunately for...
March 24th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Yourtown, USA – With schools being closed for the foreseeable future, many parents are choosing to educate their home-schooled children by having them watch South Park. “Used as an educational tool, South Park checks...
March 18th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – What was to be a celebratory reminder to everyone to not panic during a Global Pandemic has been cancelled due to lack of toilet paper. Panicfest organizers made the tough decision to cancel the first annual...
March 16th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Medora, ND – Serious times require serious measures, which is why North Dakotans are being asked to stay as far away from each other as possible. How far is considered safe? Well, the definition of a plain is one tree per...
March 13th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Yes, it’s that dangerous time of the year once again when large icicles are precariously hanging high above the Downtown Fargo sidewalks. Such was the case when Mr. Ace Leidich slowly sauntered along while...
March 10th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Corona, California – The first documented case of the Corona Virus being passed from a human to a machine has now been confirmed. The machine, whose identity is being kept confidential for now, keeps on saying the same...
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