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Five Day Work Week Likened To Rapid Rat Race
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Five Day Work Week Likened To Rapid Rat Race

January 18th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Hamstershire, UK – International researchers have likened workers who work a five day work week to hamsters running on a hamster wheel which is spinning much too quickly. “What we have seen, in our extensive research,...
Fargo New-Born Is Suspected Time-Traveler Based On His Post-Birth Questions
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Fargo New-Born Is Suspected Time-Traveler Based On His Post-Birth Questions

January 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new-born baby who was able to speak just after birth is being treated as a bona fide, de facto, time traveler. The baby, who was given the name Evert Altmire, surprised the doctors and nurses shortly after...
Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking
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Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking

January 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...
Long Cold Winter Starting To Take Its Effect On Normal People
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Long Cold Winter Starting To Take Its Effect On Normal People

January 11th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Are you starting to feel the negative effects of winter? Do normally easy small tasks seem bigly challenging? Maybe you’re suffering from WHAKOH like most other people living in Fargo. WHAKOH stands for:...
Two Fargo Illusionists Go Missing, Without A Trace, Except For Their Pajamas
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Two Fargo Illusionists Go Missing, Without A Trace, Except For Their Pajamas

January 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – An ongoing search for a pair of Fargo magicians keeps coming up empty. The Wee Brothers, who describe themselves as professional illusionists, are seemingly no where to be found after disappearing from their...
Merge Fargo North High With Fargo South High To Make: Fargo Mega-High School
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Merge Fargo North High With Fargo South High To Make: Fargo Mega-High School

January 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo Central, ND – While some change orgs are petitioning to merge South and North Dakotas into one MegaKota, others believe it’s time to merge Fargo’s two original high schools back together again. The person...
Local Fargo Filmmaker Has A Big Hit With His New Film “Gristly Nights”
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Local Fargo Filmmaker Has A Big Hit With His New Film “Gristly Nights”

January 5th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A young and upcoming filmmaker from Fargo has boldly announced his presence in the film-making world with a #1 hit at the box office. Dicky “Dick” Glanders is his name and Gristly Nights is his hot...
Famous French Chef Accused Of Assault During Fargo Master Class
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Famous French Chef Accused Of Assault During Fargo Master Class

January 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Charges have been filed against a famous French chef while he was teaching a cooking master class to some of the finest chefs in the Fargo-Moorhead area. French chef Jean-Claude Sorbonne has been charged with...
New Game Show Called “Double Jeopardy” Features Twins Acquitted Of A Crime But Then Tried Again For Exact Same Crime
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New Game Show Called “Double Jeopardy” Features Twins Acquitted Of A Crime But Then Tried Again For Exact Same Crime

January 3rd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – A new game show is being added to your “must-see” TV entertainment line-up and it’s called Double Jeopardy! It is part game show and part court-room drama in which twins once acquitted of a...
FM Observer’s Reader’s New Year’s Resolutions
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FM Observer’s Reader’s New Year’s Resolutions

January 1st, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – We recently met face-to-face with some of our faithful readers at a local alcoholic establishment to compile a list of all their top New Year resolutions. So, in case you have not made your New Year’s...