May 15th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – You can imagine the surprised shock when one of Fargo’s larger nursing homes told all of its residents that they each must run the full Fargo Marathon. “Well, it just doesn’t make any sense!...
May 14th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A somewhat controversial decision by the Fargo Park Authority is raising a few eyebrows. Funding has recently been granted to create a so–called Perv Park. This would be an area explicitly for local pervs...
May 10th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Have you been thinking that up until now you have not been using the full power of your mind? Do you sometimes wonder how much brain power is actually under the hood of your head? The FM Observer is proud...
May 9th, 2018 | by
Johnnny South Pole, Antarctica – History has once again been made as the southern-most continent has elected its first penguin president. Skipper Kowalski along with his wife Frieda will be moving into the presidential ice palace...
May 8th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Hawaii, HI – Governmental leaders are trying to remind residents and visitors on Hawaii’s Big Island that hot lava is nothing with which to play around. “Even though it looks so mesmerizingly beautiful, please...
May 7th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Burnstad, ND – Highly trained governmental environmental workers trying to do a controlled burn helplessly watched it suddenly get out of control when winds began to gust up out of nowhere. “Yeah, no, what began as...
May 5th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Robert Mueller, the very special counsel appointed to investigate any and all possible links and/or coordination between the Russian government and the Donald Trump campaign is promising to leave no stones...
May 4th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Grand Forks, UND – It’s time once again to put on your politically correct thinking caps to help name UND’s chosen mascot. The winner of the mascot naming contest could possibly win a trip to Grand Forks (and...
May 3rd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – OK Remodeling Company has proudly been trying to remodel kitchens in the area for years. They maybe sometimes miss the mark but at least they try hard and work till the job is supposedly done. What do clients...
May 2nd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – As if there wasn’t already enough crime and drunks in the Downtown Fargo area, the addition of a new bar should get those social parameters up to acceptable levels. Instead of adding much-needed parking...
New Game Show On Fox Called "Find Your Parents" To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr - fmobserver.com/new-game-show-… 
