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Man Tweaks Life Plan After Doctor Tells Him He May Not Live Forever
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Man Tweaks Life Plan After Doctor Tells Him He May Not Live Forever

September 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – When Mr. Verner Foot walked into his doctor’s office, he was honestly thinking that he would live forever. When this came up during office visit conversation, his doctor gently broke the news to Verner...
UND Football Team Adds Moose As Running Back To Roster In Effort To Beat The Bison
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UND Football Team Adds Moose As Running Back To Roster In Effort To Beat The Bison

September 5th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – In a last ditch effort to topple the NDSU Bison football team, the UND former Fighting Sioux have enlisted the help of an almost unstoppable running back. As you might expect, his name is Bullwinkle and...
National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination
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National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination

September 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Dulutheran, MN – The Angelical Lutheran Church Of America (ALCOA) announced that it will become the denomination that opens its sanctuary doors up to any and all types of birds. Ms. Rose Grosbeak is the spokeswoman for...
UFO Encounter In Marshall County Minnesota Finally Solved
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UFO Encounter In Marshall County Minnesota Finally Solved

August 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Stephen, MN – The mysterious UFO encounter which happened in Minnesota’s Marshall county forty years ago has finally been solved. Three space aliens who had recently been detained on unrelated drug charges confessed...
Kindergartener Hitchhikes Home After School Bus Drops Him Off 75 Miles From Home
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Kindergartener Hitchhikes Home After School Bus Drops Him Off 75 Miles From Home

August 30th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Valley City, ND – A Fargo child who was attending his first week of kindergarten somehow mistakenly got dropped off in Valley City by the school bus that was to bring him home. The child eventually did get back home by...
Monkey Makes $34 Million In Stock Market From A $5 Investment
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Monkey Makes $34 Million In Stock Market From A $5 Investment

August 27th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Horace, ND – A resident baboon who’s been living with some distant relatives has apparently done what no other monkey has ever done. Babu, an eleven year old baboon, took an online stock trading account which had been...
President Trump To Swap The Blue State Of California For Greenland
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President Trump To Swap The Blue State Of California For Greenland

August 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Nuuk, Greenland – President Trump has made the decision to trade the state of California to Denmark in exchange for Greenland. “I made a really great deal, because that’s what I do, and in exchange for...
Poetry Contest Could Be Your Ticket
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Poetry Contest Could Be Your Ticket

August 22nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Eastern West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer has unanimously voted to sponsor another poetry contest! Simply gmail us a rhyming poem you’ve written, preferably about your self. Based on the quantity and quality of...
New Programmable Robot Kicks Dogs Whenever They Bark
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New Programmable Robot Kicks Dogs Whenever They Bark

August 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Do you have a daily problem with your dog or a neighbor’s dog barking too much? Well, they finally have made a robot that does something worthwhile! The new Bark-bot model X300 is specifically...
Fargo Man A Dead Ringer For Leonardo Da Vinci
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Fargo Man A Dead Ringer For Leonardo Da Vinci

August 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You may have seen him walking in and around the greater Fargo-Moorhead area while frequenting some of his favorite spots such as the library, the planetarium, and Italian restaurants. His name is Davin...