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Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings
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Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings

March 17th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Nyork Slocco, who calls the general downtown Fargo area his home, was arrested by police for “dawdling“. “No man! You got it all wrong. I was in no way dawdling! Dallying a bit maybe, yes, but...
FM Area To Begin Spraying For Gadflies
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FM Area To Begin Spraying For Gadflies

March 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Aerial sprayers working in conjunction with NDSU bugologists will be taking their fight to the gadfly population this summer, along with the other usual suspects: mosquitoes. The gadfly (pronounced: gad-fly),...
Fargo’s Plan To Ban Plastic Bags Irks Some Civil Liberties Groups
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Fargo’s Plan To Ban Plastic Bags Irks Some Civil Liberties Groups

March 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Many civil liberties groups are beginning to push back against the Fargo City Commission’s early attempts to ban plastic bags from the city. They collectively say: “What Commissioner Jan Strond is...
Vasco Corporation Now Hiring Part-Time Workers To Test Wetchops
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Vasco Corporation Now Hiring Part-Time Workers To Test Wetchops

March 13th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Please answer the following questions honestly: Are you a motivated person who is looking for something better to focus your energy on? (Yes, No) Do you feel that up until this point in your life that your...
New Chinese Poodle Puppies Come In Variety Of Colours
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New Chinese Poodle Puppies Come In Variety Of Colours

March 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
獣兵衛忍風帖, China – Have you been waiting to get a puppy until new color choices were available? Were you wishing that the colors of Chinese Poodle Puppies were only limited by infinity? Have you been waiting to get...
Man-On-The-Street Checking The ZeitGeist
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Man-On-The-Street Checking The ZeitGeist

March 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Our man Jay Hazer is back out on the streets of Fargo once again to check the Zeitgeist of what’s happening in the Fargo area and how real local folks are feeling these days. Jay Hazer: Scuze me, how do...
Fargo Witch Heading To Trial
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Fargo Witch Heading To Trial

March 8th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Deirdre Cummings has been charged in Fargo District Court with three counts of witchcraft, bewitching, and witchery. Ms. Cummings will soon be on trial for multiple counts of practicing her practice within Fargo...
Hawaii Votes To Add Another Island Named Zaui
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Hawaii Votes To Add Another Island Named Zaui

February 28th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Honolulu, Hawaii – As if it didn’t already have enough beautiful paradise islands, the state of Hawaii has overwhelmingly voted to add another inhabitable island to its current list of seven. The new island is going...
Fargo’s Most Famous Poet Tries To Explain His Best Works
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Fargo’s Most Famous Poet Tries To Explain His Best Works

February 27th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Nedley Graves is known far and wide as probably thee most famous poet to ever call Fargo, ND his home. His whole life has been spent writing poetry to the extent that his home is so full of it that it was...
FMO’s Buddy Driscoll Will Be Driving The #99 Car In The Daytona 500 Race
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FMO’s Buddy Driscoll Will Be Driving The #99 Car In The Daytona 500 Race

February 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Daytona Beach, FL – The FM Observer will be watching the Daytona 500 this year with an extra element of excitement. Buddy “Bloody” Driscoll will be our designated driver and driving the #99 Nascar in hopes of...