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Golf Tournament Pummeled With Watermelon-Sized Hail
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Golf Tournament Pummeled With Watermelon-Sized Hail

August 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Golfball, USA – During a recent golf tournament, players and fans were stunned when hail the size of watermelons began to pound the entire golf course area. Some people were hit by the melon balls while others hid under...
Lottery Winner From Fargo Blows It All On A Single Purchase
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Lottery Winner From Fargo Blows It All On A Single Purchase

August 13th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After winning a $33 million jackpot in one of the various lottery games, Tommy Swinehart decided to buy himself a real nice boat. Since he had just won big, Tommy wanted to think big. Mr. Swinehart ended up...
New Church Giving Whole Bottle Of Wine With Communion To Attract New Members
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New Church Giving Whole Bottle Of Wine With Communion To Attract New Members

August 5th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In an effort to attract and keep new members, the Church Of Bountiful Grace is offering each member a full bottle of wine along with a full loaf of bread at every communion service. Pastor Loften Wibeto...
If You’re Shopping For A Vacuum, We Recommend Getting The New Super Sucker 9000
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If You’re Shopping For A Vacuum, We Recommend Getting The New Super Sucker 9000

July 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Toad Suck, AR – Your FM Observer normally does not endorse any particular products but our dear friend Dr. Vaka-Yuma has created the ultimate cleaning machine which is perfect for all types of applications. The new...
Man Chased By Prairie Dog In Western North Dakota
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Man Chased By Prairie Dog In Western North Dakota

July 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – A tourist who wishes to remain totally anonymous was chased for a mile by an angry prairie dog, who “scared the heck out of me,” after the man apparently got too close to the prairie dog during...
New Events Center To Eventually Open In Fargo After It’s Made Somewhat More Inhabitable
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New Events Center To Eventually Open In Fargo After It’s Made Somewhat More Inhabitable

July 27th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – To provide more space for special events in the Fargo area, Hades House is planning on opening its doors after a massive amount of much-needed work is done. Owner/manager York Glockenstein sees Hades House as a...
Top Ten Confucius Quotes (aka Master Kong)
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Top Ten Confucius Quotes (aka Master Kong)

July 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Chinatown, CA – This week we tip our hats to Confucius, the inventor of Ping Pong, and also the sayer of many famously famous smart sayings. After much heated debate, here is your FM Observer’s Top Ten Famous...
Top Ten Things To Do In The Fargo-Moorhead Area This Weekend!
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Top Ten Things To Do In The Fargo-Moorhead Area This Weekend!

July 25th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Are you looking for something fun, new, and different to do this weekend? Would you like to be where the happening action is at? Well, once again you’ve come to the right place! Based on our latest...
​Wealthy Benefactor Offers Conditional Money For Two Red River Valley Counties
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​Wealthy Benefactor Offers Conditional Money For Two Red River Valley Counties

July 24th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Las Vegas, NV – King Poladian Cordeiro of Cyprus has announced a conditional offering of very large sums of money for two lucky counties in the Red River Valley of the North. King Cordeiro of Cyprus is offering Cass County...
Try Some Radioactive Soup For What Ails You
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Try Some Radioactive Soup For What Ails You

July 21st, 2019 | by Johnnny
​Are you wanting to jazz up your diet? Do you need more energy to charge your batteries? Would you like to consume more soup? Dr. Audie Porta-Visco who specializes in radioactive foods suggests that you make some radioactive...