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President Expected To Swear More After Study Shows Profanity Is Sign Of Honesty
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President Expected To Swear More After Study Shows Profanity Is Sign Of Honesty

January 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – President Trump, in an effort to quickly increase how honest he is perceived, will not only start swearing more in his public comments and tweets, but will also encourage his entire fucking Cabinet to all...
Moorhead Woman Builds House All By Herself
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Moorhead Woman Builds House All By Herself

December 31st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Evette Brickhouse set a lofty goal of building her own home. While sipping on a few jumbo margaritas with a friend three years ago, Ms. Brickhouse decided she wanted to build herself her own dream home...
Fargo Man Arrested For Leaving Dog Outside Too Long
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Fargo Man Arrested For Leaving Dog Outside Too Long

December 29th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The good news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez got a cute little new Shih Tzu puppy for his family as a Christmas present. The bad news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez forgot that their new little Pixy was tied up outside while...
Top Ten Questions To Ask Family, In-Laws, and Relatives During Christmas
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Top Ten Questions To Ask Family, In-Laws, and Relatives During Christmas

December 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – During your family getogethers with in-laws, relatives, and other extended family members, it is not only a good time to share handshakes and hugs in order to pass your cold and flu germs on to others, but...
Winter Holiday Greetings From Your FM Observer
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Winter Holiday Greetings From Your FM Observer

December 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Southern North Pole – Since saying Merry Christmas is possibly offensive to some, we here at the FM Observer Headquarters want to wish all our faithful readers very warm Winter Holiday greetings, to hopefully help...
Moorhead Man Who Claims To Be The Real Santa Detained For Questioning
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Moorhead Man Who Claims To Be The Real Santa Detained For Questioning

December 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Authorities in the quirky town of Moorhead have detained a man claiming to be the real Santa. Investigators have a plan to hold the Santa Man until after Christmas to prove that either he is an impostor, or...
Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo
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Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo

December 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...
Mall Santa Resigns After Multiple Accusations Of Groping
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Mall Santa Resigns After Multiple Accusations Of Groping

December 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of the real fake Santas at a well-known local Fargo shopping mall has resigned amid numerous accusations of groping any women within a “reasonable groping distance”. Some disgusted mothers and...
Winter Snow Predictions Now Called ‘Flake News’
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Winter Snow Predictions Now Called ‘Flake News’

December 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – National weather experts will now be referring to any and all snowfall predictions in the future as Flake News in order to keep up with the changing times and tweets. The most recent example of Flake News for...
West Fargo Adding Seven New Robo-Cops To Its Police Force
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West Fargo Adding Seven New Robo-Cops To Its Police Force

November 29th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – To keep up with a growing demand for police presence, West Fargo has gotten the OK to add seven new Robo-Cops to its department. Analysis of a recent survey showed that the City-On-The-Grow actually needed...