September 12th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Oscar The Grouch, a muppet character from the ever so popular kids show Sesame Street, has finally come clean about himself. Today on Good Morning America, Oscar has revealed to the world that he is actually made out of...
September 10th, 2013 | by
Johnnny London, England – Who says persistence doesn’t pay off? After many repeated requests for an exclusive interview with the Royal Queen of England, she finally graciously agreed to grant us permission to ask her a few...
August 30th, 2013 | by
Nick GOTHAM CITY—The Dark Knight. The Caped Crusader. The Bat Man. Whatever you want to call him, you call him that with a straight face and some respect because he takes the role of Gotham’s Protector very seriously. So...
August 24th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns The Amanda Bynes meltdown is going just as expected. She has reportedly been moved Los Angeles psychiatric center that previously treated Brittney Spears. She is following previous celebrities footsteps just wonderfully....
August 20th, 2013 | by
Johnnny The FM Observer is proud to introduce a hot new 2-man White Rap Group to the Rap World. They are from Fargo, North Dakota and their name is: Killa Vanilla. FMO: What are your names and how would you describe your rap? KV: Our...
August 12th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Former Vice President Dan Quayle was recently spotted roaming around western North Dakota. The FM Observer caught up with him for an interview. FMO: Thank you for doing this interview with the FM Observer. You were Vice President...
August 3rd, 2013 | by
Johnnny Burbank, CA – In a surprise move, NBC has announced that President Obama will take over for Jay Leno as host of the Tonight Show. Jimmy Fallon was slated to be the next host of the show but those plans have “gone out...
July 24th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Mountain View, CA – Google recently announced that their controversial Street-View cameras will soon be coming into your home. Ready or not, your home or apartment will have a Google Home-View camera probe and document your...
July 23rd, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Monday night, Amanda Bynes made a little campfire over the weekend. What’s wrong with that you ask? Well, it was on a random persons driveway and in a retirement community. Totally normal. After police arrived, they...
July 1st, 2013 | by
Johnnny Geneva, Switzerland – The International Human League has unanimously voted to strip Paula Deen of her human status. Recent sub-human activities by Celebrity chef Paula Deen, 66, have forced the IHL Central Counsel...
