Fatsa, Turkey – Readers of the FM Observer are invited to submit their application for a trip-of-a-lifetime to Turkey for Thanksgiving.
In your application, briefly explain why you and your family should be selected for this most special holiday trip to the homeland of the Turkey.
The chosen winning family will stay at a 3-star hotel and provided a full turkey dinner each and every day, cooked just the way the locals have eaten it for centuries.
If it’s not raining, travel the picturesque countryside being pulled by horse on a hay wagon while being serenaded by hand-made mandolins.
Stop to purchase spices ground in mortar and pestles dating back to the Byzantine Empire.
Everything included, the trip will only cost you $3,850 per person, not including U.S. and Turkish duty taxes, and plus a 15% finder’s fee for the FM Observer.
Start packing your bags because the time is now, and the place is Turkey!
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