Washington, DC – Next week, the United States Senate is set to debate what is the precise definition of the ambiguous term “biweekly“.
Some senators strongly believe that biweekly means twice a week, as in: “The biweekly trysts with my paramour usually happen on Wednesdays and Saturdays.”
Other senators vehemently disagree while believing that biweekly means once every two weeks. Example: “It is time to vote to double our Senatorial pay by changing the schedule from every four weeks to biweekly.”
What the Senate decides could make a big difference whenever the term “biweekly” is used.
Where do you stand on this controversial issue which is negatively affecting the unity of the United States?
You can expect to hear this important question contested hotly during the upcoming presidential debates between Hillary’s Clinton and Donald’s Trump.
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