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Punditic Thoughts On The Vice Presidential Debate

Salt Lake City, Utah – Here are some important questions and answers regarding the October 7th Vice Presidential debate between Senator Kamala Harris and Vice President Mike Pence. Q: Who do you think won this debate? A:...

Biden Wins Dem Debate By Focusing On Clipping Coupons In The Stock Market

Westerville, Ohio – Almost everyone agrees that former Vice President Joe Biden won the 4th Democrat debate which was held in the iconic suburb of Westerville, Ohio. Here is the key moment when former VP Joe Biden cleverly...

Emergency Counselors Now Available For Problematic Family Situations

Moorhead, MN – Summer means fun and family getogethers which can also lead to domestic disharmonies. A new governMental agency called Family Emergency Counseling Extra Services (or FECES) is now here to help with an...

Heidi Heitkamp And Kevin Cramer Agree To Three UFC-Style Octagon Fights

Bismarck, ND – Heidi Heitkamp and Kevin Cramer, who are both fighting for the same Senate seat, will meet three times prior to the election in order to help undecided voters make their choice. Their campaigns have agreed...

Senate To Debate If ‘Biweekly’ Means Twice Per Week Or Once Every Two Weeks

Washington, DC – Next week, the United States Senate is set to debate what is the precise definition of the ambiguous term “biweekly“. Some senators strongly believe that biweekly means twice a week, as in:...