One thing that everyone agrees on: Domesticated cats are now obsolete!
Catalina, Arizona – We recently surveyed less than a million people asking about cats as pets.
The overall consensus from our expensive and extensive survey was that domesticated cats have now become obsolete.
Case in point: Let’s take the average domesticated cat for example.
Your typical house cat has become bored, lazy, and fat.
Today’s modern couch cat goes from catatonic cat naps to over-using recreational catnip with an occasional caterwaul for more of the same.
Domesticated cats are an embarrassment to their species and are nearly unrecognizable from their ancestral progenitors.
The solution to this catastrophe is to release today’s home-bound cats out into the wild to give them a purpose again: Mouse and Vole Patrol!
In summary: Do we really still need to have domesticated cats? The answer is a categorical: NO!
