Editorial

The Fargo DMV Is In A Terrible Location

Fargo, ND – The DMV is the last place one wants to be…..ever.  I’d rather be swimming in pig shit than be waiting in line at the dmv.  If having to enter the gates of hell dmv didn’t make your life...

Child Moves Out After 28 Years–In the Womb!

Fargo, ND – In a story that has the scientific community completely baffled, Gary “Gum Gum” Jackson, a full-grown 28 year old man, decided to finally move out of his mothers womb. It’s been 28 long,...

West Fargo High School Principal to Step Down and Pursue River Dancing Career

West Fargo, ND – Gary Clark has been a member of the West Fargo school administration for a number of years now.  Soon this will come to an end as Gary Clark will step down to pursue his river dancing career. For years,...

Fargo Pedophiles Feeling Left Out This Halloween Season

It’s a somber, sad, and gloomy month for area pedophiles as Halloween is around the corner. Lately, you can see all their vans parked lonesomely in the shadows. The beautiful month of October is upon us. Vivid colors of...

Man Arrested In Moorhead Assault Says His Affliction Shirt Is To Blame

  Moorhead, MN – Earlier this month, a man was arrested for assault and sexual assault for attacking a woman in downtown Moorhead. Richard Haaland, age 46, was arrested at his home after a video near the crime scene...

Area Homeless Angry Over Mars Rover Landing

Fargo, ND – What a world we live in! The nerds over at NASA and people across the globe watched as the last 10 years of astrophysics engineering came to fruition early this morning with the landing of the Mars rover,...

Famed Downtown Fargo Garbage Peddler Pete Wrigley, Jr– Robbed!

Fargo, ND – A smelly-looking friend of the Observer is in need of some help. Pete Wrigley, Jr. (remember him from this article) came to the Observer with some rather troubling news–his float boat rust bucket was just...