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South Park Being Used Extensively As Educational Tool For Pandemic Home Schooling

Yourtown, USA – With schools being closed for the foreseeable future, many parents are choosing to educate their home-schooled children by having them watch South Park. “Used as an educational tool, South Park checks...

Fanatical Mathematical Radical Goes On Problematical Sabbatical

Fargo, ND – An overly-zealous Fargo math teacher has been suspended from teaching. Students in Mr. Cal Cuelator’s third grade class had been complaining of having a steady heavy load of math homework assignments....

Area Teen Disgusted That Substitute Teacher Isn’t Hot

West Fargo, ND—A West Fargo Middle School junior has voiced his displeasure over the alleged unfavorable physical characteristics of today’s substitute algebra teacher, Mrs. Jonisbarnmeister. Substitute teacher...