July 11th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Yesterday, Dr. William Francis and his team discovered a new species at the Red River Valley Fair in under one hour. Today, Mr. Francis and his team have done it again! His expedition team was yet again...
July 10th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Scientists gather to search for new species. Yesterday evening, Dr. William Francis and his team set out on an expedition to look for a new species of human. A mission that took two years to put...
April 6th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – A West Fargo man says his neighbor was vaporized this morning. Earlier this morning police received a call from a man who stated he just witnessed his neighbor being vaporized right before his eyes. Roger...
May 31st, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – “Hi, I’d like to buy a pair of fucks, please.” “Sorry. Fresh out, bitch.” A local middle aged Fargo man has been found to have stopped giving a fuck. The reason behind such a...
May 9th, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller West Fargo, ND – In October 2012, Gary Clark made the decision to follow his heart and stepped down as the West Fargo High School principal to pursue his river dancing career. Read the story here. Since then, Gary Clark has...
May 8th, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller West Fargo, ND – After 12:30 yesterday afternoon, a semi heading west on 1-94 was exiting the West Fargo exit ramp when it rolled. Police are still investigating what happened but would like to note that the semi did indeed...
April 24th, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller West Fargo, ND – Every year in May, Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead conduct their yearly cleanup week where people may throw out their hordes of crap. Not this year. This year you will have to hold onto your complete and...
April 2nd, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would want to punish us or my car is...
January 28th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns A number of factors come into play when a school is deciding whether or not to close their doors due to weather events. Below are some of the obvious factors: – It is so cold that your balls shrivel all the...
October 31st, 2012 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Pumpkins missing from your front door step? West Fargo Police finally have an answer for you. Early this morning, a West Fargo man was arrested for having sexy time with pumpkins all over the West Fargo...
