West Fargo Police Officers Investigate Bathroom Bomb

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9864175616_e261c881e3_bWest Fargo, ND – The West Fargo Police Department responded to a call about a bomb going off in the bathroom of the Furniture For Less store located on Sheyenne Street in West Fargo.

Police state that they immediately deployed their bomb sniffing robot into the bathroom.  Upon entry, police state that they found Bryan Livits, 35, pants down, passed out on the bathroom floor.  Shit……..everywhere.

The police are reporting that Bryan had had Taco Bell earlier for lunch and that he didnt think it would melt his entire insides.  He apologizes to everyone involved and especially wanted to apologize to the cleanup crew.

Police would like to warn the public that eating fast food has its consequences and they will be looking to ban it in the near future.

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Bill Burns

Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.
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About Bill Burns

Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.