West Fargo, ND – Concerned West Fargo citizens held a town hall meeting last week that created enough concern, the West Fargo Police Department will implement a new bike lane law EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
Tim (The Toxic Ninja) Thompson, the neighborhood superhero, was riding his mountain bike early last week when he spotted an overweight child or “fat kid” riding a small motorized scooter on the bike path. See picture below.
What he just witnessed made Tim (The Toxic Ninja) Thompson immediately reminisce about his childhood days where he actually had to physically push his scooter with his legs and feet such as the one below. This involved an almost full body workout which, back in the day, believe it or not, was considered good for you.
Angry and concerned, Tim had to fulfill his superhero duties and call in a town hall meeting. Here, the citizens heard Tim’s plea and all agreed. No longer are fatkids allowed to ride motorized scooters on all West Fargo City bike paths effective immediately.
The police department would like to advise parents to have their overweight children use any transportation that actually involves physically moving your body to move it. Like the scooter pictured above. It also includes the overweight children themselves. Meaning, have them walk. No longer should you wheelbarrow them around, roll them from point a to b, or have them ride motorized scooters.
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