First of all, that’s not a glitch in your web browser title. That’s just how original mr. dolla sign is. Replacing the S with a $ symbol. So very clever. Never seen that before.
Alright, now to the terrible song lyrics of the week. These lyrics belong to the great Lupe Fiasco and features another great genius, Ty Dolla $ign. Remember it’s Sign with the $. Watch out when these two get together.
This one is simple. I’m going to post the song lyrics and then at the end I’m going to reveal to you how many times Mr. Fiasco used the words “Next To It“. Ready? You are free to count along with us.
[Produced by Ty Dolla $ign and Shafiq Husayn]
[Intro: Lupe Fiasco]
Next to it, do it, do it, do it, do it
Next to it, do it, do it , do it, do it
[Verse 1: Lupe Fiasco]
Money ain’t shit when there’s wealth next to it
Wealth ain’t shit when there’s health next to it
In the lane with nobody else next to it
Ain’t get here by myself, lot of help next to it
Word to chilly chill, that’s myself let’s do it
1st and 15 ent, FNF music
Album number 5, aye nigga, let’s do it
Don’t say my name, unless my city next to it
Anything look good with a titty next to it
And if the titty got a face that’s pretty next to it
Riding around town something really exclusive
Bump a little Pac with some Biggie next to it
Nigga that’s love with a twist next to it
Nigga that’s a blood with a crip next to it
At the Bulls game, like a tree — gift next to it
Yes, nigga that’s the floor and I sit next to it
[Hook: Ty Dolla $ign]
Everybody look better with a bitch, next to it
Rollie on a wrist lets do it
Top down on a whip that’s roofless
Ain’t impressed, it’s the bitch that do it, Let’s do it
Club ain’t turned ‘less some bitches into it
It’s the bitch that do it
[Verse 2: Lupe Fiasco]
Crib ain’t shit unless a whip next to it
Whip ain’t shit unless Benz next to it
But a Benz ain’t shit when a Rari next to it
Rari ain’t shit when a Zonda next to it
Really tell a difference when a Honda next to it
But a Honda is the shit when you jogging next to it
‘Cause this a baby momma with a condom next to it
‘Cause this a miracle I’m still rockin’ let’s do it
Still need a comma with a zero next to it
Then another comma with a zero next to it
Then a zero next to it and a zero next to it
Then another fuckin’ comma then a zero next to it
Nigga, what we talkin’ that’s a million, let’s do it
Nigga, What we talkin’ that’s a million, let’s do it
Still at the bottom with a million next to it
‘Cause a million ain’t shit with a billion next to it
A billion ain’t shit when a trillion next to it
Captain save a ho she want a hero next to it
But I ain’t tryna hear it, put my ear up next to it
Cause it’s kinda strange got a wierdo next to it
Nigga, your wallet got a robber next to it
Black ski mask with a chopper next to it
You might need a bed with a doctor next to it
But nigga I ball like soccer next to it
Let’s do it
[Hook: Ty Dolla $ign]
[Verse 3: Lupe Fiasco]
Nigga my hood feel like heaven
With third worlds next to it
But nigga we good but we’ll be even better
With thirty girls next to us
Yeah, the White House had a trap next to it
Yeah nigga that’s a fact next to it
My house had a trap next to it
Ay nigga where’s the house, let’s do it
Your chest ain’t shit unless a chain next to it
Chain ain’t shit unless gold next to it
Gold ain’t shit when a diamond next to it
Your beat ain’t shit unless I’m rhyming next to it
(Huh, huh) Shinning next to it
Shit ain’t real can’t find her next to it
Nigga let’s park it on the red carpet
Grammy Awards my momma next to it
[Hook: Ty Dolla $ign]
What did you get?
Let me know because I LOST COUNT!!!!
You can listen to the entire song below.
By the way, I counted 46 times and I don’t care to confirm. All I know is it’s 46 times too many.