Maza, ND – A man was sentenced to 75 years in prison this past Wednesday for stealing his neighbors cow.
Jim Benson, a local dairy farmer (whom Bill Burns worked for before joining the FM Observer), was arrested last week and charged with theft of property.
The property? A cow.
Cops state that Mr. Benson dressed as a cow, “pranced” over to his neighbors cow barn late at night and stole their most milk producing cow, Betty.
Mr. Benson stated that he just needed some milk and that was all. He will be eligible for parole in 10 years.
When asked if it was worth it he said, “Absolutely not. I should have just gone to the store for milk.”
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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.
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