April 5th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – The ever so popular Instagram iPhone application popular among dirty hipsters and dumb fucks in general, was released for Android a couple days ago. In case you didn’t know how much I love Instagram, you...
March 30th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – So you got something you want to get rid of or sell eh? These days, with the internet, it is so much easier to sell or get rid of something then it ever has before. Everyone has a camera, every phone has...
March 29th, 2012 | by
Nick Washington, DC – Muffled discussion can be heard from inside a capitol building janitorial closet by members of the senate as they stroll by. You see, this is where the North Dakota representatives of the United States...
March 20th, 2012 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – The less-fortunate have fallen on even harder times than we could have possibly imagined. As evidenced by the photo shown here, a downtown Fargo area transient was exposed recently as an utterly shameless trash...
March 14th, 2012 | by
Jill Burns North Dakota Tourism Ad is Scandalous! Leave a Legend? As a young woman with many male friends, I would just like to say that the new North Dakota Tourism ad is outrageous! North Dakota people don’t go out “on the...
March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns What is Instagram you ask? It is an Apple and Android application where over 15 million sheep users like to masturbate with each other over vintage pictures they take. Instagram gives these hipsters users access to many...
March 14th, 2012 | by
Nick A reactive reflection of what winter does to the mind, and its timely ending. I am finally at the end of my WITS. WITS, meaning, of course, Winter Introspective Terror Syndrome. It’s a common affliction–something we...
