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During Another Moment Of Confusion, Hillary Says She’s Voting For Trump

Clintonia, USA – While ostensibly suffering from another moment of dazed confusion, Hillary’s Clinton announced she is voting for Donald Trump for president. After her army of aides and handlers tried to negate her...

President Clinton To Hit Some Fargo Hot Spots

Fargo, ND – President Bill Clinton somehow ended up in Fargo, North Dakota to try and drum up support for his wife’s floundering presidential campaign. Bubba’s speaking engagement will take place in the basement...

Hillary Clinton Recruiting Tech Students To Host Her Email Server

Washington, DC – As the presumptive president Hillary Rodham Clinton proactively prepares to move back into the White House along with her husband Bill and his concubine Monica Lewinsky, the former Secretary of State is...

Local Art Show To Help Hillary’s Legal Defense Fund

Fargo, ND – A new local Fargo art gallery (YOGART Gallery) is having a special art show (Help Hillary Now!) to help raise money for Hillary’s Clinton’s Legal Defense Fund. Facing a possibly long stay in prison...