Fargo, ND – On the horizon lays North Dakota State’s attempt at an FCS championship three-peat.
Thousands of Bison fans have flocked to Frisco Texas the past few days via trains, plains, automobiles, boats, snowmobiles, 4 wheelers, bus, and fighter jets. But, there is one thing someone forgot to bring: directions.
All bison fans who have already arrived have been roaming the streets of Frisco, Texas completely lost and confused.
Our reporter on scene stated, “The streets of Frisco are complete madness right now! People covered in Bison gear head-to-toe are wandering and stumbling around the entire town. They appear to be drunk and asking anyone they can where the game is. Some have been seen running with their shirts off yelling that it’s so hot out.”
Apparently nobody remembered to bring directions and they are too drunk by this point to either look them up on their phone or find a computer.
Our reporter reached an NDSU fan for comment, “Ohh oh yeah! Bissson baby! Hey, yeah hey you, you know where, where the game is even at? Because I, I don’t, don’t know. Would you like a beer?” He then continued to stumble around looking for the “stadium.”
Our reporter did indeed give a couple sober fans directions so you can rest assured the stadium will be filled with green and gold tomorrow.
So, when you’re watching the game tomorrow, thank the FM Observer for getting all our fans there.
