February 7th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Fargo city planners in smoky back rooms are secretly planning to copyright the name ‘Fargo’. The calculated but risky move which is being co-orchestrated by Dan Grof and Rod Fang could possibly mean...
March 22nd, 2016 | by
Johnnny (Somewhere over) Flint, Michigan – While playing with a bunch of helium balloons in the backyard, seven year old Tommy Sauerson decided to grab “just a few more”. As the second-grader from Fargo’s Heritage...
January 25th, 2016 | by
Nick Hollywood, CA – Contrary to what we all had thought, acclaimed movie badass and feared megaman Vin Diesel isn’t 100% ferocious. No! Upon hearing of the Flint water crisis, he’s taken the call to donate to...
July 2nd, 2013 | by
Bill Burns DETROIT — A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after police say he ripped off part of his penis on a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township, Mich. Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies found the man naked and...
