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FM Area To Begin Spraying For Gadflies

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Fargo Vector Control to uphold their Socratic oath by spraying for gadflies this spring/summer.

Fargo, ND – Aerial sprayers working in conjunction with NDSU bugologists will be taking their fight to the gadfly population this summer, along with the other usual suspects: mosquitoes.

The gadfly (pronounced: gad-fly), which has been a problem since Greek times, is usually only a nuisance to livestock by biting them repeatedly until they start to totally freak out and until the livestock can no longer function normally.

However, sometimes insective gadflies can affect the human population in a very similar manner.

As Socrates once demonstrated, in some cases, a pestive gadfly can annoy and provoke humans into action by constant biting criticism.

A human gadfly is one who upsets societal normality by posing condescending questions that are intended to promote anarchy in the name of progressive liberalism.

Luckily, the Gadfly Police will be out in force also trying to rid Fargo of the human gadfly population.

Mosquito Spraying Turns Tadpole Into Giant MegaToad

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Giant toad threatens family’s car.

West Fargo, ND – A young boy raising tadpoles for his fricking frog farm believes area mosquito sprayings caused one of his pet tadpoles to grow to Godzilla-sized proportions.

The MegaToad which the boy named Goliath is still growing and at last count stood about seven times the height of the family’s VW Beetle (see picture).

The boy and his father now believe that the chemical known as permethrin (C21H20Cl2O3) used by the Cass County Vector Control Unit is the cause of the tadpole’s unusual transformation.

The two also have reason to believe that this chemical is the exact same substance used by Norman Osborn (a.k.a. The Green Goblin) in the 2002 Spider-Man movie.

Because of this, the boy and his family are now living in protective custody via the Witless Protection Program. The father’s secret new assumed name and location is: Keedera Gowron, 35107 Stockert Hollow Road, Redmond WA.

If you notice any strange transformations in any of your pets (especially cats) or family members (especially females), please contact local city officials immediately.

Regarding the MegaToad, it is currently being housed south of town, in a large quonset building which is normally used for blimps and hot air balloons.