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FM Observer’s Reader’s New Year’s Resolutions

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Nunc Coepi = Now I Begin

West Fargo, ND – We recently met face-to-face with some of our faithful readers at a local alcoholic establishment to compile a list of all their top New Year resolutions.

So, in case you have not made your New Year’s resolutions yet, or just need some more good ideas, here are the FM Observer’s reader’s Top Ten list of New Year’s resolutions for the new year for you:

◙ Change all passwords to extremely long ones.
◙ Finish Christmas shopping by 4th of July.
◙ Continue to volunteer at soup kitchens.
◙ Dye hair silver to get more respect.
◙ Purge all Minnesota Vikings stuff.
◙ Start exercising in February.
◙ Join a Ping Pong league.
◙ Start clipping coupons.
◙ Get a smarter phone.
◙ Take more napsters.
◙ Drink more beer.
◙ Fight for peace.
◙ Gain 16 pounds.

Dennis Rodman To Receive Nobel Peace Prize

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The greatest rebounding forward in NBA history has just become a world leader of peace, who’s sponsored by Potcoin.

Singapore – Former basketball great Dennis Rodman was notified before leaving Singapore that he will be receiving the Nobel Peace Prize.

The official declaration reads: “By bringing North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un and President Trump together for their historic Singapore summit, we bestow upon you the Nobel Peace Prize.”

While wearing his MAGA cap and Potcoin shirt, Nobel Peace Prize winner Dennis Rodman cried at the idea of winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

Mr. Rodman: “I just don’t know what to say. To have had a roll in bringing this peace summit together is something I could only have dreamed of. Is this a dream? I don’t know. We’ll find out tomorrow when we all wake up.”

FMObserver Lights Candle For World Peace

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FMO's World Peace Candle has been lit to show that we care more than you.

FMO’s World Peace Candle has been lit to show that we care more than others.

West Fargo, ND – In observation of World Peace Month, your FMObserver has decided to light our Peace Candle for world peace.

In honor of those who have gone before us to fight for peace, we humbly bow to their efforts to provide us the opportunity to keep those hopes and dreams alive for future generations of peace fighters such as ourselves.

Hopefully our Peace Candle will be seen from Winnipeg to Wahpeton and beyond.

If you would like to donate to the cause, please stop by our corporate headquarters with cash or bitcoins.

We will make sure your donations are immediately reported to the IRS.

Next month we will be doing our annual Climate Change fundraiser at which both hot and cold appetizers will be served by members of the FMObserver kitchen staff.

If you have any suggestions for food items, please contact Mable McCook and speak slowly.