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FM Observer’s Reader’s New Year’s Resolutions

West Fargo, ND – We recently met face-to-face with some of our faithful readers at a local alcoholic establishment to compile a list of all their top New Year resolutions. So, in case you have not made your New Year’s...

PHI Eagles Fans Kindly Asked To Wear Purple (Instead Of Green) To Super Bowl

Minneapolis, MN – Vikings fans are kindly asking Philadelphia Eagles fans to wear purple when attending Super Bowl 52 in the Minnesota Viking’s brand new stadium. Members of the Vikings Fans Safety Committee all agree...

Vikings Place Sam Bradford On Injured Reserve And Activate Debra Getty-Widder

Viking, MN – The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback controversy seems to finally be resolving itself in dramatic fashion. Whilst Sam Bradford is heading to the Injured Reserve list, the Minisoda Vikings have signed Debra...

Vikings Plane Misses Green Bay Runway Wide Left

Green Bay, Wisconsin – The entire Minnesota Vikings team missed the Green Bay runway wide left while attempting to land a much-needed win against the Packers. Toward the end of a very disappointing season, the Vikings team...

Wounded Knee Could Leave Adrian Peterson A Paralegal For The Rest Of His Life

Minneapolis, MN – After only seven quarters of football, Adrian Peterson’s 2016 season appears to be in serious jeopardy. While Colin Kaepernick has been taking a knee during the National Anthem, Adrian Peterson is...

Former Vikings Mascot Now With Green Bay Packers

Green Bay, WI – After being let go by the Minisoda ViQueens, Ragnar has signed a lucrative contract with the Green Gay Packers. Mascot Ragnar was recently let go by the ViQueens for “megalomaniacal...

Commissioner Goodell Eliminating Running Back Position

Following the recent events involving NFL running backs Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to outlaw running backs and hand-offs with an amendment to the league’s constitution. The new...

Janet Reno Named New Vikings Special Teams Coach

Mankato, MN – Former Attorney General Janet Reno has been named the new Special Teams coach for the Minnesota Vikings. Just as she was the first woman to serve as the United States Attorney General, she will also be the...

North Dakota Gets 1 Of 8 Newly Added NFL Teams

Bismarck, ND – North Dakota is excited by the NFL’s announcement that it has landed one of eight new team franchises. The latest NFL expansion is adding one team to each of its eight divisions. The North Dakota...

BREAKING: Vikings Trade Away Six Draft Picks To Keep Adrian Peterson

Minneapolis, MN—I believe the old saying goes, “In with the new, in with the old.” That’s the mantra around Minnesota Vikings football team headquarters these days as newly-acquired head coach Mike Zimmer is...