Washington, DC – With the busy wedding season almost here and the government running out of new ways to tax the American public, the White House has announced a new executive action to be effective immediately.
A 10% wedding tax will be imposed on the total cost of all weddings.
Newly-married couples will need to provide a detailed itemized listing of all wedding expenses on a new IRS tax form along with notarized copies of all receipts. Failure to do so may result in jail time.
This new wedding tax shall be retroactive back to June 1, 2012.
Illegal aliens and same-sex marriages will temporarily be exempted from the wedding tax due to the upcoming presidential election.
Other possible future executive actions might include a honeymoon tax and a divorce tax depending on whether or not the government decides it needs to waste more of your hard-earned money.
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