Moorhead, MN – Bernard Kingsley of rural Moorhead married his own daughter, Trixi, after the mother lost her battle with King, their pure-bred pit-bull.
The wedding of Bernard to his own daughter Trixi was accompanied by soft music along with numerous lowered mumbles and raised eyebrows from some of their guests who attended the incestuous ceremony.
A few months later, Trixi gave birth to Bernard’s first granddaughter, a small young girl whom they named Adell.
As fate would have it, Trixi ended up divorcing her father, blaming their split on “irreconcilable quagmires”.
Once again, as you can imagine, wedding plans are in the works. Bernard will soon be marrying his very own granddaughter, Adell, who is now a precocious six years old.
The new nearly-weds are registered at Toys-R-Us and Lego-Land, if you would like to gift the happy couple.
And if you would like to attend this very special upcoming wedding ceremony, Bernard is selling admission tickets to join with them on their special day of matrimony.
Ticket prices range from $100-$500, depending on location, location, location.
All proceeds will go towards their honeymoon, which is going to be two fun-filled weeks down in Disneyworld.
During their absence, King will remain at home, to protect the family jewels from any unwanted shinanigans.
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