Ottawa, Ontario – While the United States continues its never-ending debate about building a wall on its southern border, Canada is actually beginning to build a wall on its southern border.
Another northwestern wall is being built to divide Canada and Alaska.
Jan-Panko LaPlonk, the Canadian Grand Deputy Prime Minister of Border Security, says: “Well, we think it’s a good idea, eh?”
The Great Wall of Canada will run about 5,500 miles, equaling the length of the Great Wall of China.
The Great Wall of Canada will cross fields, forests, mountains, great lakes, highways, hockey arenas, and living rooms.
UPDATE: With the election of Donald Trump as the next US president, Canada is now working double-time to finish building the wall along their Southern border. They also say that the United States will pay for their wall.
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