New PolyPax Chance To Turn Your Life Around

January 16th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Get PolyPax. Go PolyPax. Live PolyPax.

With PolyPax, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Venturia, ND – Polypax Corporation is now accepting applications for extremely motivated entrepreneurs to expand the PolyPax domination of the PolyPax marketplace world-wide.

If you have moderate to zero experience using any previous PolyPax make or models and have not been convicted of more than one felony in the past six months, PolyPax wants to talk to you immediately in Conference Room B.

“Why make 10% of 10% of the profits when you can make 90% of 90% of the profits”, says Bev Shepler from Idaho Springs, Colorado.

And it’s all Tax-Free!

“As a night-shift accountant, PolyPax Corporation really seems to have their ducks in a row”, believes Harold Block, who’s had PolyPax installed in every room of his garden-level apartment.

Hurry to contact PolyPax today!

Dumpster Johnstone says: “I am so glad my x-wife told me about PolyPax. Now that we’re re-married again, this time it might actually work out just like in the movies, thanks to PolyPax.”

Ask to arrange for a free MRI at any of the three participating Radiological Convenience Stations.

Use Friend Code “PolyPax-123” when they ask who gets the kickback.

PolyPax President Mukesh Bindra: “Once you try the PolyPax advantage without experiencing any of the many possible adverse side effects, you will never not want PolyPax again, guaranteed!”

Go PolyPax! Get PolyPax! Love PolyPax! Live PolyPax! And do it today before PolyPax Corporation gets shut down by curiously persistent Federal Regulators!


The following two tabs change content below.
Contributing writer since January, 2013. I've been described by myself as a piano-playing omnivore who hates typos but loves chocolate milk in his coffee. As a Life Coach, some lessons I like to pass onto others are: 1. don't stare at strangers, especially in jail, 2. don't leave fun to find fun, 3. never pet a burning dog, 4. don't eat more than you can lift, and 5. when in doubt, jot it down. Click on any picture in my posts to see them in their full glory. All have been tweaked with either PicMonkey.com or Pixlr.com/Express or Lunapic.com :o)