Fargo, ND – For some unknown reason, a wild zebra continues to run circles around the entire city of Fargo.
According to our sources, this unusual activity began about a month ago.
Some believe the animal is trying to communicate a special message to the people of Fargo. Perhaps it has some important information about Cecil, the Dead Lion King!?
Others think the zebra is simply going crazy, losing it, cracking up, freaking out, and/or having a major meltdown.
What do you think? We want to know!
Update: Local law enforcement officers are now offering a $10,000 reward for the capture of this wild zebra.
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